TELEPHONE RINGS

Telephone rings at night
Husband: "If its for me then say that i'm not at home."
Wife answers: "He is at home."
Husband:"What the hell?"
Wife:It was for me.

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Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart

UNBEATABLE LINES:
"Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart
But
Keep Me In Ur Brain Because
The Bigger Empty Place Gives Much Comfort To Me..."
Miss u Dear

MORE THAN ONE

SON - Dad why doesn't the Law permit us to have More than One Wife..?

DAD - When you get Married Son, u will realize that the Law is on OUR Side

Whenever YOU Fall Down

Whenever YOU Fall Down, Never Lose Hope, Gather All YOUR Courage & Strength..
Just Get Up & Say

"Waiiiterr, ONE MORE VODKA Pleeeassseeeee.

9 boys planed to propose a girl

9 boys planed to propose a girl
7 came wid a rose..
But 1 came wit a ring- Thts confidnc
But wat about d othr 1?
Vo sala baraat le kar ayaa..

A DNA Test

Dad-Whats About Ur Result

Son-I've Failed In 5 Subjects

D-Now Onwards Don't Call Me 'Dad'
S-Oh Come On Dad.. Its My School Test,Not a DNA Test

i made u special ;-)

Friendship doesnt happen wit special people,

people become special after becomin friend.

Moral??U wr born ordinary,

i made u special ;-)

SANTA Ki Tange Nili Ho Gyi

SANTA Ki Tange Nili Ho Gyi
Dr.-Zeher h, Katni Padegi
Tang Kat K 'NAKLI TANG' Lagai
2Din Bad- nakli Tange B Nili

Dr:Ab Bimari Smj Ayi
JEANS Rang chod rahi hai

There r 2 times in evry man's life

There r 2 times in evry man's life wen he is thoroughly happy;

jst aftr he has met his 1st love &jus aftr he has parted frm his last 1.

A very wise saying

A very wise saying:

If u dont succeed in d first try,,



.





Erase d proof tht u evr tried..!!





Self respect bhi koi cheez hoti hai

BEHRE PHONE UTTHA

When I Call U

1Ring Means

I m Thinkin Of U

2Ring Means

I Like U

3Ring Means

I m Missing U

4Ring Means

I Need U

5Ring Means

BEHRE PHONE UTTHA

Ko Ko Ko

Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko

Ko Ko Ko Ko

Ko Ko Ko

Ko Ko

Ko

Abe Bas Kr

Ab

"ANDA"

de b do :-?

Wud u lik 2hv coffe wid Me

Sry 4 msging u thse dyz..

Actuly police arstd me 4 kilng a gal

Bt trust me

i dint kil her

I jst askd

"wud u lik 2hv coffe wid Me"

bechari

khushi se mar gayi.

Hajam hu

Girl:Tum Hafte Mei Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?

Boy:Hafte Me Nahi, Din Me 30 Se 40 Baar.

Girl:Kya,Tum Pagal Ho?!

Boy:Nahi re, Me Hajam hu..

MARRIED to someone else

Every

desired

thing

in life is

either

ILLEGAL

BANNED

OCCUPIED

COSTLY

UNREACHABLE

INVALID

or

MARRIED to someone else..!

1 din aayega jab Girlfriend kahegi

Maa ne kaha HAWELI chhod do,

Paro ne kaha DARU chhod do,

1 din aayega jab Girlfriend kahegi:

Bhaiyya In Bacchon Ko Jara School Chhod Do..

CARTOON NETWORK

Duniya me bahot se network he.

Magar 1 network aisa hai

jo

sirf aur sirf

aap ki wajah se chalta Hai

.

CARTOON NETWORK. yaar

Break FAIL

GIRL-Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe Hai?

BOY-Long Drive Par Dear.

GIRL-Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya.

BOY-Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break FAIL hua.

If some 1 throws stone at u

If some 1 throws stone at u,

Throw back a flower at him.(inspired by M.Gandhi)

But,make sure that u throw it with flowerpot.(inspired by hitler)....

God ne apko BHEJA to BHEJA

God ne apko BHEJA to BHEJA,

Lekin BHEJA to aisa BHEJA ki BHEJE me BHEJA hi nahi BHEJA.

Ye kisi ne mujhe BHEJA isliye maine apko BHEJA